I still surprise myself by how DUMB I am...

Okay funny, FUNNY story. I was getting ready to go to a par-tay and my lil' brother Ryan decided to take a bath in MY jet tub; locking my make-up, hair product, and toothbrush. My relentless yelling at him through my bathroom door was silenced by his piercing loud hard-core music. So having now wasted a good 20 minutes I decided to use all my mother's stuff to get ready. Hair done. Make-up done. Now all that was left to do was to brush my teeth. I proceed to go to my parents bathroom and pick out my mom's toothbrush. I looked in my dad's door for toothpaste I saw an attractive looking green tube that said mint freshness. I gobbed some on my mom's toothbrush and noticed how easily it came out so I put more on. With my mouth wide open I started brushing my teeth. Literally two seconds later my mouth was filled with foam and stared choking me. I looked at the green tube to discover it was SHAVING CREAM!!! I started screaming, spitting, and running around like an idiot because I couldn't breathe and my tongue was completely NUMB! I washed my mouth out as soon as I could then ran to the kitchen eating everything I could find and the HORRID taste of SHAVING CREAM was still there! By now my make-up was ruined, my hair was drenched, and my tongue, mouth, and teeth would NEVER be the same. Seriously this was the DUMBEST thing I have EVER done in my whole entire LIFE! But go on laugh your heads off because yes it tis funny and I bet you have already come up with comebacks like other idiots I know: "I never knew your teeth were so hairy before," followed by laughter then"Now your teeth are gonna grow hair!" more laughter and my personal favorite,"Did you put aftershave on that!?" hahahaha! Needless to say I will be teased for the rest of my long idiot dumb doing life. THE END.