I still surprise myself by how DUMB I am...

Okay funny, FUNNY story. I was getting ready to go to a par-tay and my lil' brother Ryan decided to take a bath in MY jet tub; locking my make-up, hair product, and toothbrush. My relentless yelling at him through my bathroom door was silenced by his piercing loud hard-core music. So having now wasted a good 20 minutes I decided to use all my mother's stuff to get ready. Hair done. Make-up done. Now all that was left to do was to brush my teeth. I proceed to go to my parents bathroom and pick out my mom's toothbrush. I looked in my dad's door for toothpaste I saw an attractive looking green tube that said mint freshness. I gobbed some on my mom's toothbrush and noticed how easily it came out so I put more on. With my mouth wide open I started brushing my teeth. Literally two seconds later my mouth was filled with foam and stared choking me. I looked at the green tube to discover it was SHAVING CREAM!!! I started screaming, spitting, and running around like an idiot because I couldn't breathe and my tongue was completely NUMB! I washed my mouth out as soon as I could then ran to the kitchen eating everything I could find and the HORRID taste of SHAVING CREAM was still there! By now my make-up was ruined, my hair was drenched, and my tongue, mouth, and teeth would NEVER be the same. Seriously this was the DUMBEST thing I have EVER done in my whole entire LIFE! But go on laugh your heads off because yes it tis funny and I bet you have already come up with comebacks like other idiots I know: "I never knew your teeth were so hairy before," followed by laughter then"Now your teeth are gonna grow hair!" more laughter and my personal favorite,"Did you put aftershave on that!?" hahahaha! Needless to say I will be teased for the rest of my long idiot dumb doing life. THE END.

My tell-tale heart...

In every story whether fantasy, make-believe, or fairytale there is always a beginning, middle, and end. My tale to tell is one that is a little bit of fantasy and make-believe that I wish to someday be remembered as a fairytale. Once upon a time there was a girl named Taylor and she loved giving people hugs. Anyone she met she'd run up and give them a great big bear hug. She put her heart and soul into each hug hoping it would make that person's day a little bit better. Well this girl had to survive the torment of her three brothers and through it all she remained as sweet as ever. Through her dancing and singing she expressed herself in a way that she never had before. She loved her friends and one summer seven years ago she said goodbye. She found herself in Kimberly, Idaho. A place where she had to re-invent herself. She discovered music, debate, and a new desire for getting hugs instead of giving them. Little did she now that her heart wasn't as strong as she hoped. Heartache inspired her to branch out into the world and she discovered a land that made her feel safe. People there liked her ever since they got to know her. What they didn't expect was for her to leave as soon as she came. She was one that didn't like to be left behind, but was constantly leaving. A new fear of change came upon her as she got a moment in time to decide. To decide what's next and who to let back in. To try to meet new people or allow old ones back in. A time to discover how much her heart can hold. She thought to herself, "In with the new and out with the old." A decision it was. To move on to greater pasters, to widening her horizon, and to the future of hope she would go. Someday she would change the world with her words. Someday she would meet a man who'd make her laugh just to see her smile. Someday she would look into the eyes of a new-born stranger and love them unconditionally. Someday she would be remembered as the one who decided to live for the unexpected, the unknown, and the surprise life brings. Someday she would be the character in her own fairytale.